Agatha All Along: Con All Along

Episode 7 from last week was so impactful that the two remaining episodes released concurrently today on Halloween struggled to match. They were still good and answered a few remaining questions, regardless.

Episode 8 brings us full circle minus the witches that died on the way. Death isn't playing around. Dead is dead. But she is a professional doing her job, so there are no theatrics with her... well... Firm, but patient she allows Alice to rue how short-lived her curse-liberated life has been before asking, "Are you ready?". Rio/Death has also one of the most meta moments early in the episode when she uses her knife to slash the scene like it was a stage backdrop -- which it is -- and disappears into the rift.

As in the Wizard of Oz, Billy's shoes get them home, or at least to the site of the last trial. Agatha recognizes it as her basement, though it seems she is joking at the time. The final trial, though supposed to be for the green witch, is for everybody to pass individually. Jenn, High Priestess "unable or unwilling to use her power", pieces together who had put the binding spell on her (it was Agatha All Along) and frees herself. Having made a deal with Rio, Agatha helps Billy Maximoff get what he's missing even though it is specifically what Rio does not want for Billy to have. Agatha's busy betraying everyone left and right at this point. She passes her trial on a technicality, but what she is missing she does not get back.

The 3 surviving coven members finally return home. Back in William Kaplan's room, Billy realizes how alike he and Wanda are. The Witches' road and Coven Harkness' journey on it was entirely made up based on the items and knick knacks that decorate William Kaplan's room. Billy Maximoff has created a Wandavision-like hex bubble in Agatha's (or rather Ralph Boehner's) basement  through which the coven traveled. If not for Billy's imagination, the Road doesn't exist at all -- and Agatha has known it all along!

Which brings us to the finale. I was wrong about Agatha being secretly good. She's a very horrid person, perhaps due to her mother and original coven being dead set on killing her way back in the 18th century. Ever since then, she's lived with a persecution complex, surviving on preemptive strikes on any coven she discovers. Rio asks Agatha why she lets people believe she sacrificed her son for the Darkhold, to which she replies that the truth is much worse.

While it is not clear how Agatha and Rio became so close, Rio allowed Agatha's son, Nicholas, 6+ years of life although he was supposed to die at childbirth. The Ballad of the Witches' Road was cobbled together by Nicholas and Agatha while they celebrated their bond and their journey together 'down the wind-y road' which was Nicholas' original lyric. The Ballad spread as Nicholas performed it in public places to make money. After Death finally came for Nicholas, Agatha took the opportunity to use the song that once was about the love between mother and child, turning it into a con in which she traded the lives of entire covens for their power. This story doesn't explain the Darkhold, but it does show that Agatha betrayed the innocence, purity and beauty of her son's memory just to feed her addiction to power. The one good thing that came of her life corrupted into a scam.

In my analysis of this entire series, I never asked one very crucial question. If this story mirrored The Wizard of Oz so closely, who is the Wizard of Oz? The con artist. The trickster. The one with no power, but made use of the power of others to get his way. It is Agatha All Along.

Music box

A little souvenir from our staff bonding exercise today. We crafted our own music box diorama from a selection of figurines brought over by the vendor, Okdodoo, a local startup. My first attempt is messy with the use of too much glue. The residue is obvious in the shiny flecks on the display surface. I had my eye on a larger, more realistic looking tree, but was seconds too slow to grab it off the parts table. Hence this more stylized tree which I'll take as a metaphor for why we can't have nice things. Regardless, I'm pleased with the overall composition which avoids excessive symmetry, and things arranged along a straight line. The music is, of course, a couple of bars from the "My Neighbor Totoro" theme. The tone is pleasant, soothing even, and worth the wind-up, at least while the novelty still lasts.

A shout-out to the two partners of Okdodoo who are 'live' demonstrations of taking the path less traveled by foregoing their corporate careers to pursue a creative passion. Each item is hand-crafted by the two of them. They didn't detail their process, but it's clear they're fully committed to their craft and motivated by a love for what they do. Given today's activity theme of the future of work, these two gentlemen clearly embody some of the many traits that we would like to see in our kids as we prepare them for their futures.

Agatha All Along Ep 7: it's about time

As the season is winding down, the revelations are coming thick and fast. The trial is for Lilia, the coven's seer. My guess about the road under the Witches' Road proved correct. Lilia and Jen, having been hurled into the bog, get sucked under and deposited in an underground passage. The route to this trial, though, takes place within the fractured and improperly sequenced timeline of Lilia's centuries' old existence.

The creativity of this episode in telling the story through a disordered jumble of scenes -- that gives the audience a taste of the disorientating kind of life Lilia has lived -- and still making them all make sense to the overall narrative so far is amazing. When all the pieces fall into place for both Lilia and us, her sporadic and incongruous outbursts throughout the season turn out to be spot-on premonitions and warnings acquired from the future, but are too fragmented and devoid of context to be useful. This is exactly Lilia's gift and curse, and the reason she has chosen to neglect her power. Just because she can see the future does not give her any ability to alter it, so what's the point when all she sees is Death?

Lilia's trial helps her understand her true purpose, finally giving the lion the courage to face her visions and see them through to the end. When seen in their totality, her visions are not really as bad as when she just catches glimpses of incomprehensible bits and pieces which are scary because without proper context they seem so random, hopeless, and futile. This key realization gives her the means to literally turn the tables on the Salem's Seven with some apparent finality, and not a moment too soon. For Lilia, herself, it's bittersweet that the end of her trial gives her a new beginning too.

Also, it seems to me that each episode, like in Wandavision, moves our characters through time. In AAA, the movement is backwards through history. Episode 7 puts us in a medieval setting, but the costumes are based on contemporary Hollywood depictions of fairy tale witches. Agatha is the classical Wicked Witch of the West, which is the persona she projects in front of people. Billy is Disney's Maleficent (I admit I don't yet see the symbolism, though he does brag about having the cheekbones for it, referencing Angelina Jolie who played the role). Jen is dressed as the Disney version of Snow White's evil stepmom in disguise as the hooded fruit vendor bearing a poisoned apple as a reference to Jen being a shyster hawking toxic products prior to the Road. Lilia is dressed as the classical Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, who although takes offence at the cultural stereotyping heroically plays out the role for real by the end of the episode. While Agatha already knows who Rio is, Rio's true identity is revealed in this episode too, although among the rest of the coven only Lilia gets to see it.

What's the scene, drama queen?

Continuing with the witchy vibe from the last few posts, we get a storm in a stirring ladle from 'Wicked' star, Cynthia Erivo, who is upset over a fan edit of the movie's promotional poster. In homage to the 'live' Broadway poster of the musical, the fan casts the shadow of the hat's brim over Erivo's eyes to create a more photorealistic version of the same.

Erivo takes exception to her soulful eyes being "erase[d]", and by extension, the erasure of her entire being. Seriously? It's a movie poster, not a personal boudior portrait. The character being portrayed in the poster is Elpheba, supported by her best friend, Glinda (played by Ariana Grande). The Broadway poster sets an important scene focusing on the relationship between the two characters. There is the sense of closeness, of course, but also confidentiality, conspiracy, and with just a hint of a smile (and with obscured eyes), a sinister plot being hatched. Less is more.

What exactly is happening in the OG movie poster? With Erivo's face in full view, choosing "to look down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer..." those eyes, beautiful as they are, "communicate" nothing of the relationship, or the scene the two characters are in. In fact, it looks like Elpheba is not even paying attention to what Glinda is whispering in confidence to her, and by looking straight at the audience, it's like Elpheba can't wait to spill the tea for us. Besides, Elpheba is not a fourth-wall breaking character like Deadpool or She-Hulk are (unless she is in the movie?), so if Erivo is promoting anything in the movie poster, it's not the movie, but herself -- especially since she is so perturbed by a fan edit that she takes so personally.

When you're in a movie poster, you are not you. It's distastefully unprofessional for a performer to put themselves above the production they're in. Get over yourself.

Agatha All Along Ep 6: Heeere's Billy!

I love that Episode 6 is a complete break from the pattern that began on the Road, and was starting to get repetitive. It's clear that Teen is Billy, Wanda's kid. And now we get some answers about how that came to be. The clues were there all along.

Half the episode is spent on connecting the dots of Teen's backstory which in itself is a lot of fun as we see fragments of the puzzle fall into place, explaining how a life conceived in a delusional woman's fever dream could possibly manifest itself in corporeal form, along with his true motivation for walking the Road. The other half is a complete re-shoot of Episode 1, but from Teen's perspective rather than Agatha's. It's hilarious as we get to see how her neighbours would have interacted with someone whom they would have rightfully considered delusional for the past three years. It's nice that they treated her kindly all that time while she behaved like a complete lunatic in their midst.

Although it's Agatha's show, this episode is almost entirely Billy's vehicle. Agatha survives her attempted drowning in the bog -- which seems to be her forte -- so she gets to be the sole audience to hear Billy's sigil-uncensored self-reveal. I'm not clear how she knows, but with Billy seemingly having killed off Jen and Lilia in the previous episode, Agatha senses a kindred witch-killing spirit in him. As the two surviving members of the coven that started this journey proceed further down the Road looking for the next trial, their relationship dynamic is now more unwilling master-apprentice, less owner-goldie. In the meantime, Rio's whereabouts are unknown and no one's looking for her anyway.

How will Coven Harkness pass the next trial if it's meant for Lilia or Rio? Could a resurrection be in store for Lilia if it's hers? Will we return to formula and the Oz motifs in the next and subsequent episodes? Only a week to find out.

Wait. I just realized that Billy has replaced Agatha as Dorothy. Like Dorothy who recognizes that her travelling companions on the Yellow Brick Road are people she knows and met in real life, so too has Billy/William Kaplan encountered the members of Coven Harkness before their journey on the Witches' Road. The Oz theme is still driving the story, but it's taken an unexpected detour. Awesome!

Agatha All Along Ep 5: you can't go home again

Consider me thrown. This episode has upset many of my expectations. First, we're no longer on a merry jaunt through the creepy woods. This episode is really leaning a lot more into the 80's horror vibe. The reintroduction of the pursuers, the Salem's Seven, puts them directly in contact with Agatha's coven, who manages to get away this time. We also get a backstory about the Seven's origins, as told by Lilia and Rio. It's interesting that Agatha, herself, neither confirms nor denies the story. After all, she was there when it happened, and was also probably responsible for how it turned out -- but she says nothing other than "mercy is overrated". Hmm...

The trial begins with the coven dressed like teenagers having a sleepover Cabin in the Woods style. They are comfortably dressed for bed but are made to commune with the dead instead. Surprisingly, this trial is Agatha's. Instead of it being the climactic trial like I expected, Agatha's trial takes place at the mid-point of the season. Again, the parent-child relationship is at the heart of trauma. The ghost that manifests is Agatha's own mother with whom she has had a very different relationship from Lorna and Alice Wu's of the last episode. It seems that Agatha had no love from her mother since birth. Instead of protection, Agatha's mom wants to punish her daughter and tells the coven to continue on the Road without Agatha.

In the tussle over Agatha's fate, history repeats itself and once again, Agatha gains power at the expense of a coven member. I'm not sure if Agatha passed her trial, but she certainly got what she wanted out of it. Her response, though, doesn't look like she was happy with the price she paid. Agatha is a complicated woman. I speculate that Agatha would rather everyone believe the worst of her, than pointlessly defend herself for her mistakes.

While Teen usually takes Agatha's side in arguments, this act of betrayal disillusions him. When Agatha spitefully tells Teen how much he and his mother are alike, she has clearly accepted that he is not her son. Her trial confirms what Rio told her in the previous episode, so Agatha's hopes are finally dashed. Having eliminated one possibility, Agatha suspects another witch who could be Teen's mom, Could he really be Wanda's?

We don't find out immediately as Teen lashes out with a power we never knew he had: mind-controlling the remaining coven to toss Agatha into the bog that threatened to drown Sharon Davis in Episode 2. He also uses telekenisis to toss the coven (sans Rio -- where is she?) into the bog too. These are Wanda's powers, though not her colour. It's a jaw-dropping moment as Teen stands alone, magical sparks crackling from his fingers, and wearing what looks like Wanda's headpiece, with Billie Eilish's "You Should See Me in a Crown" playing in the background.

If Agatha is Dorothy's parallel, in a way, she did go home to her mom, but found no welcome there.

I wonder if next episode, the journey takes us literally "down the Road" -- as in down underground -- since that's the direction the coven has taken, thanks to Teen.

Agatha All Along Ep 4

I have to be honest and ask if this series needs to be 9 episodes long. While it kicked off with an intriguing premise, and gathered a quirky, dysfunctional coven of mediocre witch people, we seem to be repeating a formula for each character's trial. Episode 3 was a scavenger hunt of common household items. This episode involved nothing more than singing a song. While it was a competent performance with the occasional dramatic moment, that was it. Trial complete and let's move on.

In performing the song, Alice discovers that her mother composed it as an expression of love for her daughter. It also functioned as a spell of protection over Alice, saving her from the fire that killed her mother. So, the tin-man finds her heart when before she was empty of belief, and had numbed her emotions (except anger) having never got over the loss of Mommy. It's a redemption arc, neatly summed up in the title of this episode.

We also learn that each trial represents an element that will kill the aspirants on the Road should they fail. The previous episode threatened them with drowning, while this one would have offered them to the flames. So far, both causes of death are common means employed to execute witches.

Perhaps the depiction of Alice's trial had to be shortened for scenes of the coven members starting to respect each other and begin the process of bonding over past trauma. But I feel that Sharon "Mrs Hart" Davis deserved better than a simple burial, which while mostly respectful was unceremonious. To also have her immediately and dramatically replaced by Rio Vidal (which was not unexpected) did her dirty. I suspect we're not quite done with Sharon yet, though. She's had too much build up to not return in perhaps a different form later.

As for Agatha, Rio more or less confirms our suspicions of her intentions towards the members of her current coven. As for Agatha's seemingly maternal behaviour towards Teen, Rio seems sincere in informing Agatha that Teen isn't Agatha's. But Rio also looks to be carefully curating these information drops, so if she inadvertently lets a proverbial cat out of the bag, it was perhaps no accident.

Overall, I found this episode exposition heavy while going through the motions of yet another trial. A show loses its fun factor when it repeats formula and becomes predictable Here's hoping that Episode 5 will do something crazy, or at least different, to throw my expectations for a refreshing loop..