The reservoir seems a bit paranoid about people making lurrve in the quiet spaces on the grounds. Below is a typical reservoir signboard and the interpretation of each injunction from Right to Left, Top to Bottom:


No hookers, No buggery, No short-term layovers,
No oral, No hand-jobs, No wiping,
Handle stiff objects with care, Baby don't light my fire, No riding,
No doggie, No deflowering, No loud sound effects.
If you must, then please get a hotel room. Thank you.
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